Love Poems

There are many good things in life
Like cars, money and weed
But if you want something confusing,
A girl is all you need.
A girl doesn't say what she wants,
But you're somehow supposed to know,
If they want to do this or do that,
Stay here, stay there or just go.

Then there's the time, you all know what i mean.
That monthly little joy,
That lets them abuse the s**t out of you,
Just for being a boy.
If you ever dare to look at another girl,
They seem to scream go on and panic.
But watch how fast they ignore you,
at the sight of that queer from Titanic.
They give you questions like, "Am I fat?"
and "If you could go with one of my friends, who?"
There is no answer, face the facts,
You are definitely through